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Dirty Old Man
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The Ohio River to be precise.....

So today I got my monthly haircut and did my Friday shopping at Wally Asylum. Then stopped at Long John Silvers for a late lunch. I was looking out the window when an old dirty Dodge Ram 3/4 ton pickup pulled in. Out piled four good 'ol boys wearing jeans and plaid shirts. The license plate on the truck was Kentucky.....

These dipshits stood at the counter and couldn't make up their brain dead minds what they wanted. So after much thought and mumbling amongst themselves they finally told the manager what they wanted.

Then these fucking Einsteins sat at a table about ten feet away from me and proceeded to engage in what had to be the stupidest small talk I have heard in a very long time.

I wanted to smack each one of them over the head with a Louisville Slugger just to shut them up. But it would have been a waste of effort and the ruination of a good baseball bat.

They really grow them dumb and stupid in Kentucky. I'll bet the average IQ of those four shit kickers would be about 75 on a good day.....

And so it goes but nowhere near the Ohio River.


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Don't blame me, I stay the fuck out of such places.

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Hey Bum hows it going. Just a quick visit. I just had my right knee replaced 3 days ago at the VA. Been walking already with the help of a cane and walker. Hurts bunches. Luckily the oxycodone is taking off the rough edges. I have had a limp the last 10 years. Soon I will be able to walk a straight line. Home bound for a week or so. ROGER in Iowa

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Not everyone from Kentucky is like that

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Stay there long enough and you will be.....

Get out and never look back.

And so it goes and so you should.


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Aw fuck man you ought to get a load of the Delbert's 2-3 counties East of here.
Talk about proud to be stupid.

You do have some decent ones but man some give white trash a bad name.

But I'd rather deal with them than the commie dick suckers in Faygettevile.

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quote:
Originally posted by RogerTC1:
Hey Bum hows it going. Just a quick visit. I just had my right knee replaced 3 days ago at the VA. Been walking already with the help of a cane and walker. Hurts bunches. Luckily the oxycodone is taking off the rough edges. I have had a limp the last 10 years. Soon I will be able to walk a straight line. Home bound for a week or so. ROGER in Iowa

G dang man, I might be headed in that surgical direction sooner than I thought too.
In Feb I had my left knee carved on and I got trouble with my right knee, ankle and possibly hips.

Probably from too much heavy lifting and carrying working on my feet. Plus maybe too much rucking and fucking in my time off.

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I need a new shoulder but I am not looking forward to it.
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