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Dirty Old Man
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So I am gassing up the SS Camaro at $3.89.9 per gallon this afternoon when somebody drove up in an old first year production 1964 Mustang coupe. It had the "289 V8" badges, front disk brakes, and dual exhausts. But the body was in bad shape and the tires were almost bald.....

The driver gets out and I noticed that he was dressed in black. Jeans, boots, T-shirt, and black leather jacket. Black hair which was almost certainly a dye job with long sideburns. The dude turned around and I was looking at a forty something old Elvis impersonator. I had to bite down on my lower lip to keep from laughing my ass off at this clown. He looked at me and gave my the evil eye and a sneer. Maybe he doesn't like the new Camaro.....

You just don't see this sort of thing around here very often. Go down to Nashville or out to Las Vegas and I hear that these jerkoffs are all over the place.

I wonder who this dildo thought that he was impressing in his get up and old beat to shit pony car. Oh shit, could this have been our resident libtard Petey? I hope not.....

Anyway, seeing this bozo made my day. I mowed the fuckin' grass, did a bunch of household chores, and gassing up the Camaro was my last chore. I wonder what Elvis does for a living these days. Probably mugging little old ladies for their social security money....

And so it goes but where he was headed I surely don't know.


The Still Laughing About This Asshole Retired One

Don't blame me, I never did like Elvis from day one

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DocZeus
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Since he was dressed in black, he may turn into Johnny Cash when he grows up. [Big Grin]

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hoosierbillies are by definition, impressed with any shiny objects

they believe in UFO's, Elvis and Mothman

they especially love those that give'em presents with their tractors

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DocZeus
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Peter Eater, the LAST time you were here, I suggested that you see yer doctor and get yer meds adjusted.

I see you haven't taken that advice......

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Doc,

Petey isn't very good at taking advice from his doctors or anybody else for that matter. If I hadn't mentioned his name in my OP then he probably wouldn't have responded to this post.

For the record, this Hoosier doesn't believe in UFO's aka flying saucers, Elvis sightings, and what the fuck is a Mothman?

However, I do believe that flaming libtard kommie pinko fags do exist and that they are nothing more than infected pimples on the ass of humanity. There is a cure for this type of infection but it isn't legal which is a fuckin' pity....

And so it goes.


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