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Pennville bill
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.

She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my dog is a democrat!

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So shoot the goddamned dog and save yerself some money and effort.....

There is no problem that a bullet in the proper place can't solve.

And so it goes and say goodbye to Fido.


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I have a cat of the same stripe, but she loves guns...
SatCong

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Get rid of the pooch and buy a fucking parakeet. If that feathered fucker screws up at least you'll have the pleasure of watching him go down the toilet.

Hawk....who'd like to do the same fucking thing to every useless piece of shit Liberal in the whole damn Country.

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Pennville bill
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Bum & Hawk:

You guys are all heart. Lighten up - it was a fucking joke.

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Hawk45
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Yeah I knew it was a joke Bill.... [Big Grin]

Hawk....who says fuck that Fairy too and hopes Bum nails her in the ass to boot. [Big Grin]

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Nail a fairy in the ass?????

I'll leave that sort of dubious undertaking to someone like Peter Eater who digs getting it up the poopshute. Or so I hear.....

And so it goes.


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lol merry fucking christmas to Scrooge Coy, Humbug Btn.

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James Southerland
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawk45:
Get rid of the pooch and buy a fucking parakeet. If that feathered fucker screws up at least you'll have the pleasure of watching him go down the toilet.

Hawk....who'd like to do the same fucking thing to every useless piece of shit Liberal in the whole damn Country.

parakeet skeet is a lot more fun.

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"Parakeet Skeet"
I think that's the name of one of "Cashville's" rappers.
SatCong

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My favorite feathered target for shotguns has always been trash birds such as starlings and various blackbirds. Crows are in abundance around here and it is not unusual to see hundreds of them at a time in my and the neighbors yards pecking away at whatever has attracted them.

I like #6 birdshot in the 12 gauge 2 3/4 inch shell for all around bird blasting.

And so it goes.


The I'll Shoot Trash Birds All Day Long Retired One

Don't blame me, I can't shoot the other black trash if ya know what I mean

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As a kid that used to be a favorite sport with pellet rifles.

Them starlings are a plauge around feed mills and hog pens, well back in the day of open ones.

Like a shooting gallery for a kid.

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