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Retired Bum
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So I dropped into a local Hardee's for an early supper and parked my butt in a booth where I could see everyone who entered or left the joint.

While I am waiting for my meal to arrive, two sort of trashy looking young women took the booth next to mine. They are talking about some silly shit so I tuned them out. My meal arrived and I started scarfing down my burger and fries when I heard one of the bimbo's tell the other one that she was in trouble with her probation officer. She had gotten busted on a minor dope charge (sounded like weed to me) and she had to see the P.O. and piss in a bottle for him. The problem was that she had been smoking weed just a couple of days ago and if she busted the test, she would probably end up in a jail cell.

So the other chick tells the worrier to screw the P.O. for a pass on the drug test.

Neither one of these broads were that good looking but then they weren't exactly shabby either. I hope that the P.O. takes a pass on the pussy if it is offered and makes the dope smoking bimbo do the test.

And so it goes and off to the hoosegow ya go.


The Stay Straight And Stay Outta Jail Retired One

Don't blame me, nobody made ya smoke that joint

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DocZeus
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Ya shoulda told her YOU'D give her a sample, if she left with it in her mouth. [Big Grin]

I can see it now......Skank getting out of the passenger side of Bum's Camaro, cheeks bulging, lookin' like a chipmunk that just climbed out of a bag of shelled nuts. [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

DocZeus

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Hawk45
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quote:
Originally posted by DocZeus:
Ya shoulda told her YOU'D give her a sample, if she left with it in her mouth. [Big Grin]

I can see it now......Skank getting out of the passenger side of Bum's Camaro, cheeks bulging, lookin' like a chipmunk that just climbed out of a bag of shelled nuts. [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

DocZeus

LMAO! Ya should have put a spew alert on that one Doc.....gotta clean my fucking screen now.

Hawk....who got a great visual and is still bustin a gut... [Big Grin]

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Jungle Work
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Something I heard at an early age in LE.

"The Badge will get you all the pussy you want,
And the Pussy will get your Badge"

Jungle Work

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They must be ex employees of Acorn.....

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