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Feature the cone
And the function there of

It stands on its orifice
And points straight above

Inverted and filled
It will tumble at once

No wonder the cone
Symbolizes the dunce

And so it goes.


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So I gotta ask this question. Do any of youse even know what doggerel is?

And so it goes.


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Apparently not....

Oh well, what can you expect from this small group any fucking way....

And so it goes down the tubes as George Carlin used to say.


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Don't blame me, I wonder if any you even know who George Carlin was

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Who the fuck is George Carlin Must be dead.

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"I'm too proud to beg and too lazy to work" Uncle Fester Adams

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So you haven't a fucking clue who George Carlin is do ya????

Oh well, he won't be offended in the least. He died a few years ago. HBO used to run his stand up shows even after he kicked the bucket for a while. Very nasty language of course. But funnier than hell....

And so it goes down the tubes one more time.


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Doggerel?

Sounds like N. Korean BBQ Grill.

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Some more doggerel....

I shot a turd into the air
It fell to earth I know not where

Then I heard a scream and a shout
The turd hit Ooga Booga right square on his snout

And it improved his looks....

And so it goes.


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BUT a CONE Inverted it will control traffic.

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"I'm too proud to beg and too lazy to work" Uncle Fester Adams

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Here kitty kitty
With your fur as soft as silk

Come and drink
Your poisoned milk

And

Fear no man
Regardless of his size

Call on me
And I will equalize

And

Two to the heart
And one to the head

And the Jolly Green Giant
Will fall down dead

And so it goes on this cold Wednesday day


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Mary was as platinum Blond, who's "Fleece" was white as snow.

But then one day she shaved it all away to star in an online peep show.

With no one else but her and a 10" dildo.

Yes away it all went.

As she had found a new way to pay the rent.

And all over the internet a lot of dicks got bent.

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Shit piss

Corruption and snot

Fortynine assholes

Tied in a knot

And so it goes.


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